I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

You thought you'd bent the slut and fired her? And the slut was a bitch

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

It's not convenient to fuck in my husband's office, but I can't wait till tonight

I dragged him to shopping again, so at least I'll get my hands all over the fitting room mirror